Haiku Gorilla #265

posted by Tom Russell on 2006-11-06 14:39

 HAIKU GORILLA # 265

Luggage-Eater Lad
turns towards his doppelganger
volcanic veins pop!

  BRIEFCASE-EATER LAD (C) JAMIE ROSEN.
      (C) COPYRIGHT 2006 TOM RUSSELL.

Remember, kids!  Haiku Gorilla and Briefcase-Eater Lad want YOU to vote
tomorrow!

Says the Seventeen-Syllable Simian:

   " all rabbits: carrots
     be passionate, emphatic--
     vote democratic! "

Briefcase-Eater Lad advises you to "vote for a Republican who cares
about the poor, understands the folly in Iraq, cares about the
environment, and supports equal rights for all people, regardless of
ethnicity, religion, gender, or sexuality.  Like... um... uh... (c'mon,
there has to be at least one)... errr...

"Okay, okay.  Just vote Democratic."

:-)