Recent stories in untold-tales-of-the-looniverse 2006-09-22T23:34:31+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom/untold-tales-of-the-looniverse /img/lnh-icon.png" /img/lnh-icon.png" PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/untold-tales-of-the-looniverse/2 2006-09-22T23:34:31+00:00 2006-09-22T23:34:31+00:00 Martin Phipps "Hi, I'm Alan. I specialize in hair and grooming."<br/> "Hi, I'm Bob. I specialize in clothes and costumes."<br/> "Hi, I'm Chris. I speacialize in interior decorating."<br/> "Hi, I've Dave. I specialize in manners and etiquette."<br/> "Hi, I'm Eric. I specialize in food and health. Having trouble with<br/> that special someone? Not ready just yet to reveal who you really are?<br/> We can help! This is...<br/> <br/> QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT HERO!"<br/> <br/> "This week, our client is the caped crusader, Ratman!"<br/> "Hi. I'm Ratman. I'm a straight hero."<br/> "Okay, Ratman, let's see what you look like under the mask."<br/> "Um. My mask protects my secret identity. I'm not going to take it<br/> off on TV."<br/> ...