Recent stories in the-tribulations-of-kid-review 2012-01-09T04:04:06+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom/the-tribulations-of-kid-review /img/lnh-icon.png /img/lnh-icon.png PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/7 2012-01-09T04:04:06+00:00 2012-01-09T04:04:06+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>Kid Review sighed. He lifted one foot into the air, placed it in front of the other, then did it again. And again. And again. And again.</p> <p>He passed a sign labeled &quot;Doldrums&quot;. Everything was gray. And tired. And boring. And pointless.</p> <p>Why was he even doing this? He wasn't getting any closer to his goal. He wasn't even sure he knew what his goal was anymore.</p> <p>He lifted one foot... it hung in the air. Slowly, he tilted forward, until he was folded up on his knees in the soft ashen ground.</p> <p>There wasn't really much to do, so he would take a nap. It couldn't hurt. It wouldn't slow him down. How could anything, when he didn't know where he was going? ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/6 2011-04-05T13:30:09+00:00 2011-04-05T13:30:09+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>Formless sands, each grain a comma, whipped about Kid Review as he walked the trackless wastes.</p> <p>His first trip out had landed him in a desolate area of the Letters Page Dimension. Guided by a handly arrow projected over his vision, he trekked toward a castle he could not see. Feedback energies trickled from his projected form, shaping the land; behind him, the sands had settled down into salt flats, cacti of strange and beautiful form sprouting from them. But the energy was ebbing; he needed another review.</p> <p>&quot;Sylvia, bring up new subject lines in RACC,&quot; his real body spoke. The display sprung up, translucent in his otherworldly vision. He scrolled through thoughtfully and landed on one. &quot;...you know, I wonder what would happen if...&quot;</p> <p>...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/5 2011-02-10T10:49:46+00:00 2011-02-10T10:49:46+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>The shifting gray sands of dream. In the depths of slumber, Kid Review heard a hundred voices speaking as one.</p> <p>KID REVIEW OF LOONIVERSE-A.</p> <p>He stood, looking up at the looming forms in the glittering dreamblack sky. &quot;RACCelestials! Why have you summoned me?&quot;</p> <p>A CRISIS LOOMS. A POWER LONG LOCKED AWAY IS STIRRING, CAUSING THE FORCES OF COMMUNICATION TO SLIP OUT OF JOINT. YOU, OUR AGENT, MUST INVESTIGATE THIS STIRRING AND RESEAL THE POWER'S PRISON.</p> <p>&quot;Just tell me what I have to do. I'm ready for anything! No task is too great!&quot;</p> <p>...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/4 2010-12-10T04:45:25+00:00 2010-12-10T04:45:25+00:00 Andrew Perron &lt;----------------------&gt;<br/> <br/> PREHISTORIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS<br/> <br/> IN THE BEST TRADITION OF GEORGE C. AND RIDLEY SCOTT<br/> <br/> The Tribulations of KID REVIEW, Issue #4<br/> <br/> Featuring reviews of:<br/> [MISC] Godling #18: "Defeated"<br/> [STARFALL] Silver Arrow #1-3: "The Hornet's Nest"/"Descent"/<br/> "Observatory of Danger"<br/> [WriMo/ACRA] Maximum Frame Purge RACCWriMO Special: Dream Obliteration <br/> Apprenticeship<br/> <br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/3 2010-09-08T07:55:47+00:00 2010-09-08T07:55:47+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>&lt;----------------------&gt;</p> <p>PREHISTORIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS</p> <p>A DAY LATE, A DOLLAR SHORT AND A DUODENUM FLAT</p> <p>The Tribulations of KID REVIEW, Issue #3</p> <p>Featuring reviews of: [LNH] Beige Midnight #1-4: &quot;Imperium Hex&quot; [8FOLD] My Father's Son #1: &quot;It's A Start&quot;</p> <p>Written by Andrew Perron</p> <p>&lt;----------------------&gt; ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/2 2009-11-27T19:23:41+00:00 2009-11-27T19:23:41+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>&lt;----------------------&gt;</p> <p>PREHISTORIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS</p> <p>NOW RE-LNHED FOR YOUR PROTECTION</p> <p>The Tribulations of KID REVIEW, Issue #2</p> <p>Featuring reviews of: [LNH] Classic LNH Review: F.I.S.H. Force [LNH] Mister Blister and Sister State-the-Obvious #2: Dangling Chads [8FOLD] Jolt City #18: War of the Balloonists! [ASH] A Singular Fire [LNH] Beige Countdown ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/1 2009-03-01T17:05:59+00:00 2009-03-01T17:05:59+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>All was dark, and the young man blinked awake. &quot;Mmmmf. Hey, move over... bwah?&quot;</p> <p>A light switched on above his head. A booming voice spoke. &quot;Andrew Perron of Looniverse-A, you have been chosen to aid the RACCelestials in their ongoing judgment of rec.arts.comics.creative.&quot;</p> <p>&quot;Um, okay, but I kind of need to go to work tomorrow--&quot; He was suddenly engulfed in a beam of energy, and gasped, rising into the air. His clothes fuzzed out, replaced with a loose-fitting orange tunic and medieval breeches in silver.</p> <p>&quot;Once a generation, a human is imbued with the Review Force, allowing then to read, understand and comment upon the stories posted in rec.arts.comics.creative. You are that human. Speak your name!&quot; ...</p>