Recent stories in possum-man--relinquished 2008-03-08T11:08:43+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom/possum-man--relinquished /img/lnh-icon.png" /img/lnh-icon.png" PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/possum-man--relinquished/5 2008-03-08T11:08:43+00:00 2008-03-08T11:08:43+00:00 Tarq <p>~ * PREVIOUSLY IN POSSUM-MAN: RELINQUISHED... * ~</p> <p>It's been weeks since STICKS TARQCHEVSKISON's apartment was ruined after a fight with the infamous GREEN-ON-BLACK which revolved around Sticks' flatmate, STONES. As the moderately courageous POSSUM-MAN, Sticks was able to best Green-on-Black, as well as his net.villain companions THE WHITE BOOMER and DUCK McMUCK. Working alongside police officer HANK, Pos apprehended the criminals and saved his friends lives, including the life of MONICA JADE, his ex-girlfriend who had just returned from Ame.rec.a.</p> <p>We now return to the story as Sticks, a party-clown-for-hire by day, attends and performs at Monica's housewarming party...</p> <p>----=== {PM} ===---- ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/possum-man--relinquished/4 2007-12-19T03:31:52+00:00 2007-12-19T03:31:52+00:00 Tarq <p>~ * PREVIOUSLY IN POSSUM-MAN: RELINQUISHED... * ~</p> <p>When STICKS TARQCHEVSKISON's ex-girlfriend, MONICA JADE, is abducted by the incredibly powerful WHITE BOOMER, Sticks once more dons his POSSUM-MAN spandex (as well as a vest and cargo pants to keep him warm) in order to retrieve her. With Police Officer HANK's help, Possum-Man is able to determine that the Boomer was working with DUCK McMUCK, a deranged an ex-peer who has been plotting to kill Monica, Sticks' friend STONES, and to a lesser degree, Sticks himself.</p> <p>We now return to our Furry Friend's adventure as he whizzes through the streets of WWW.OLLONGONG to McMuck's home...</p> <p>----=== {PM} ===---- _____ ___ ____ ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/possum-man--relinquished/3 2007-10-03T05:00:04+00:00 2007-10-03T05:00:04+00:00 Tarq <p>Last time in Possum-Man: Relinquished, a lightning-wielding villain named Green-On-Black stole a large cargo ship from the steelworks at nearby Port Com.bla. At the behest of the policeman Hank, Sticks Tarqchevskison (known to the public as the courageous but slightly unhinged Possum-Man) battled and defeated Green-On-Black in an epic duel that consisted largely of rather cheap shots. Upon avoiding the police in his attempts to look cool, however, Possum-Man set the stage for Green-On-Black to escape. Combined with the earlier disappearance of the murderer Duck McMuck, public favour of the net.hero is beginning to waver. Now, we return to the story as Sticks Tarqchevskison makes a mad dash for a party he is late for, a party he is meant to be performing at as a clown-for-hire...</p> <p>----=== {PM} ===----</p> <p>...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/possum-man--relinquished/2 2007-03-01T08:07:51+00:00 2007-03-01T08:07:51+00:00 Tarq Last time in Possum-Man: Relinquished 1, Sticks Tarqchevskison, a<br/> party clown for hire, had most of his old school friends killed off by<br/> a deranged ex-peer, Duck McMuck. As the net.hero Possum-Man, he fought<br/> McMuck to a standstill in the apartment of his old best friend (and<br/> one of his few surviving ex-classmates), Stones, the timely arrival of<br/> the police tipped the tide in Pos' favour. Unfortunately, Duck was<br/> able to slay one of the policemen and make his escape. In the<br/> aftermath of the attack, Stones moved in with Sticks, completely<br/> unaware that he was now living with Possum-Man.<br/> <br/> ----=== {PM} ===----<br/> <br/> _____ ___ ____<br/> \ _ \ \ \ \ /<br/> ||_|| ||\\ ||<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/possum-man--relinquished/1 2007-02-14T06:04:59+00:00 2007-02-14T06:04:59+00:00 Tarq <p>Life is a funny thing.</p> <p>Funny in a really quite depressing way. We're born, we live, we die. End of story? We're always told to make something of our lives. To enjoy it while we can. To make a difference. But what difference does making a difference make? Surely it would all be the same one hundred years down the track. A thousand. A million. Who'll ever know who we are then?</p> <p>Life's a funny thing. Especially when you work all day as a party- clown for hire.</p> <p>Life's a depressing thing. Especially when you work all night as a caped superhero.</p> <p>...</p>