Recent stories in onion-lad 2007-01-10T01:54:01+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom/onion-lad /img/lnh-icon.png" /img/lnh-icon.png" PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/onion-lad/10 2007-01-10T01:54:01+00:00 2007-01-10T01:54:01+00:00 Saxon Brenton Onion Lad's hand quivered as he placed his hand on the Bible. In the back <br/> of his mind he half expected that his body would burst into flames though he <br/> had no idea why. He'd touched Bibles before. He'd gone to Church. It's <br/> not that he even believed in Hell or demons. His folks were Methodists.<br/> <br/> "Onion Lad, as a member of LNH, you have no need to reveal your true <br/> identity to the court but do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth <br/> and nothing but the truth," the bailiff said.<br/> "I do."<br/> "You may proceed."<br/> <br/> The prosecutor glared at him. He gulped down a large wad of spit and half <br/> choked. He coughed as the prosecutor passed him a bottle of Mr. Paprika <br/> Springs (now that's a man's spring water.)<br/> <br/> ...