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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #508 - Introducing Lord New Hamphire

2011-08-20T10:26:54+00:00

London, July 13th, 1776

Word had gotten to King Charles III that the colonialists in America
had declared independence. This could not do. He summoned me and
twelve of my closest friends to his presence.
"Thank you for coming so quickly," the king said.
"Your majesty!" I said. "It is our duty to serve!"
"Indeed!" the king said, "but some of your brethren have forgotten
their duty! These Americans!"
"What would you have us do?" I asked.
The king nodded. "You will no longer be known by your old names.
You are to be Lord New Hampshire." He addressed each of us in turn
and gave us all titles corresponding to each of the thirteen
colonies. "I want you to lead my army again the American rebels! I
want you to inspire them to fight! I have provided you all with
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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #507.5: Who's the REAL The LNH?!

2011-08-16T00:28:51+00:00

On 8/14/11 2:50 PM, Scott Eiler wrote: > On 8/14/2011 1:29 PM, Wil Alambre wrote: >> On 2011-08-13, at 8:29 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote: >>> Writer's Notes: Hah. Ah, well. This story was inspired by Wil's LNH >>> Comics Presents cover that he made. >>> >>> http://wil.alambre.ca/racc/ >>> >>> I wondered what LNH hero would have an LNH insignia on his chest and >>> so that's how Leaping Nacho Hurter came to be. And Goggles Guy >>> because of the goggles. >> >> This was great fun, I certainly wasn't expecting this :) > > Don't make me send in the Loonie Net Heretic. ...

LNH: LNH Comics Presents #507: Introducing -- THE LNH!

2011-08-14T01:29:54+00:00

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When the mad Dr. Killfile threatened to destroy the
Internet -- THEY answered the call! Today, THEIR strange
and mighty powers are our last, best line of defense
against crime, disaster, and unspeakable horror! THEY are
our knights in shining spandex... the LEGION OF NET.HEROES!
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[Cover: A superhero with blonde hair takes off his white labcoat and
purple tie to reveal a red and blue costume with the letters 'LNH'
printed boldly in black on his chest. On the left side of him is a
circle panel with some guy with goggles staring at the hero's knee. In
the center is text that says, "THE LEGION IS BACK!"]

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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #506 (1/2)

2011-07-19T01:27:30+00:00

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When the mad Dr. Killfile threatened to destroy the
Internet -- THEY answered the call! Today, THEIR strange
and mighty powers are our last, best line of defense
against crime, disaster and unspeakable horror! THEY are
our knights in shining spandex... the LEGION OF NET.HEROES!
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[Cover shows Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy, his pupils
black and opaque, aiming a pistol at the head of a
chained and bound Fearless Leader. A gloating Lich Nixon
stands behind him, rubbing his hands together. The caption
at the bottom of the page reads "CHIEF EXECUTOR!"]

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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #505

2011-07-11T19:04:01+00:00

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When the mad Dr. Killfile threatened to destroy the
Internet -- THEY answered the call! Today, THEIR strange
and mighty powers are our last, best line of defense
against crime, disaster and unspeakable horror! THEY are
our knights in shining spandex... the LEGION OF NET.HEROES!
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[Cover shows Master Blaster, Sarcastic Lad, Sister
State-the-Obvious and WikiBoy climbing over each other to
reach the top of the statue of a Civil War soldier. Dozens
of corpses in tattered blue uniforms are reaching out to
them from all sides. The inscription at the bottom of the
statue reads: "THE GLORIOUS DEAD."]

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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #504

2011-07-04T18:19:54+00:00

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When the mad Dr. Killfile threatened to destroy the
Internet -- THEY answered the call! Today, THEIR strange
and mighty powers are our last, best line of defense
against crime, disaster and unspeakable horror! THEY are
our knights in shining spandex... the LEGION OF NET.HEROES!
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[Cover shows Easily-Discovered Man Lite acting as the
referee at the center of a boxing match. In one corner is
Particle Man; in the other is the zombie President James K.
Polk.]

WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE: Nearly every deceased President
of the Usenetted States has risen from his grave, using
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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #503

2011-06-27T20:50:36+00:00

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When the mad Dr. Killfile threatened to destroy the
Internet -- THEY answered the call! Today, THEIR strange
and mighty powers are our last, best line of defense
against crime, disaster and unspeakable horror! THEY are
our knights in shining spandex... the LEGION OF NET.HEROES!
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[Cover shows Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy and Skunk Girl
back-to-back in a circle of shadowy, menacing arms, with
Obnoxious Ame.rec.a Boy shouting "You? It CAN'T be you!"]

Arlington, Virginia 20 February 2011 10 a.m.

Arlington Net.ional Cemetery had rarely looked as
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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #235: Infinite Leadership Crisis #200

2007-09-02T12:18:13+00:00

sorry... was re-reading 58.5 and couldn't resist the joke.

Who Cares Studios quickly presents

LNH COMICS PRESENTS #91

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS

episode 200

It's Just Another Day

Pulls-Paper-Out-Of-Hats Lad pulled a paper out of his hat.

"The leader for today is... this can't be right." He looked at ...

LNH: LNH Comics Presents #501: Infinite Leadership Cry.Sig Episode 466 (1/5)

2007-07-25T21:50:56-07:00

LNH Comics Presents #501:

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG #466

"Outrageous Villainy"

By Rob Rogers

THE STORY SO FAR:

When the Ultimate Ninja leaves on a month's vacation, the
Legion of Net.Heroes must elect a new leader. Yet each new
commanding officer disappears at midnight, forcing the LNH to
choose another leader the next day. The process continues for
...

LNH: LNH Comics Presents #121

2007-06-28T13:39:42+00:00

Monday, April 65th, 2007

10:15 am

Deja Dude sighed as he addressed his class.
"As this is now the 65th day of April," he said, "we
shall have our final exam in two weeks."
"BOO!" his students said.
"I would have scheduled the exam next week but
classes are cancelled here in Taiwan as a result of
the Dragon Boat Festival."
"BOO!" his students continued.
"Thus three weeks from now you will come back here
and I will tell you all who passed and who failed."
His students fell silent.
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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #98: INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG #63

2007-06-06T05:57:02+00:00

LNH Comics Presents #98:

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG #63:
Cynical Lass

"The Time-Traveler's Girlfriend"

By Rob Rogers

8:30 a.m., Saturday, April 63

On the morning that would have been her birthday
under anything that resembled normal circumstances,
Cynical Lass awoke with a dry mouth, a pounding head
and an urgent need for a cigarette.
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LNH: LNH Comics Presents #498: INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS Episode 463

2007-06-05T14:17:42+00:00

April 463rd, 2007. The LNH cafeteria. The last three non-robotic inhabitants of the LNHQ were around a table, staring at their cheesecakes, without any heart to actually eat them.

"Feh", made Pulls-Paper-Out-of-Hats Lad. "The stuff the Cheesecake-Eating Robot makes tastes exactly the same, yet it lacks something."

"Well, that's because the real Cheesecake-Eating Lad--", began Kid Recap.

"Oh shut it", said Cannon Fodder, pushing away his Kungpao Cheesecake in disgust. "We all know what happened already."

"Yeah, but the readers--"

"If they didn't know, I doubt they would bother to open a post that claims ...

LNH: LNH Comics Presents #91: INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS Episode 56

2007-06-04T01:08:51+00:00

Who Cares Studio not-so-proudly presents

LNH COMICS PRESENTS #91

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS

episode 56

No More Quelonely Nights

A ship somewhere in the Sea of China. April 56th, 2007, early night.

"Are you sure? No typhoons, storms, earthquakes, sea serpents?"

"You, sir, are a very odd person." ...

LNH: LNH Comics Presents #502: INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG Episode 467

2007-06-03T00:59:40+00:00

Legion of Net.Heroes Comics Presents...

#502

INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRY.SIG

EPISODE FOUR HUNDRED AND

SIXTY-SEVEN

May 2nd, 2007 ...

LNH: LNH COMICS PRESENTS #38: Infinite Leadership Crisis Part Three: Catalyst Lass

2007-05-13T00:15:13+00:00

__ __ __ __ __
| | | \| | | | | | # 38
| | | | | |_| | INFINITE LEADERSHIP CRISIS
| |_ | |\ | | _ | PART THREE
| || | \ | | | | |
| || | | | | | | | CATALYST LASS
|____||_| |_| |__| |__|
____ ____ __ __ __ ____ ____
| \ / \ | \/ | | | | \ | | BY TOM
| ___\ | __ || | |__| | ___\| __| RUSSELL &
| | | | | || | | | __ | | \ \ MITCHELL
| | | | | || | | | | | | | \ \ CROUCH
| |___ | |__| || | | | | | | |___ __\ \
| / | || | | | | | | /| | (C) 2007
|____/ |______||_|\/|_| |__| |____/ |_____|
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