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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 327

2007-07-14T18:23:43+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 327

"Gore... left me, Haiku.
Can't blame him, after all... this.
Stay here, bumblebee...?"

(C) 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 326

2007-07-14T05:35:24+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 326

flight: net.ropolis
he'll ask gore, but jane is there
jane with ripe green thorns

(C) 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 325

2007-07-13T01:30:21+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 325

asks for wife's advice
but she has no words in her
just leathery paws

(C) 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 324

2007-07-11T13:21:21+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 324

"My dear green primate,
I'll do whatever I want.
I'm the President."

HEX LUTHOR (C) CHRIS HARE/SAXON BRENTON.
(C) 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 323

2007-07-10T02:42:56+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 323

" you can't do this, hex
limit's there for a reason
shark must move or die "

HEX LUTHOR (C) CHRIS HARE/SAXON BRENTON.
(C) 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 322: American Nightmare, Thread Two

2007-07-09T02:39:23+00:00

For those just joining us--

The American Congress has passed a law in deference to the junior senator from Net.ropolis, Haiku Gorilla, stating that all laws and debate on the senate floor now take the form of haiku. This results in an ambiguous definition of torture, which in turn results in the arrest of all Democrats-- save Haiku Gorilla-- in both houses, for the "torture" of Hex Luthor, the President.

The Senate is now composed of Haiku Gorilla, independent Joe Lieberman, and the G.O.P. Lieberman introduces a bill to repeal the 22nd Ammendment, thus making it possible for Hex Luthor to seek a third term in office...

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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 321

2007-07-07T21:48:04+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 321

J.L.'s bill passes
one lonely helpless nay vote
black as tar barrell

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 320

2007-07-07T13:52:19+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 320

THE TWENTY-SECOND
AMMENDMENT: HEREBY REPEALED
A BEAR IN THE WOODS

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.

NOTES:
Okay, well, actually, just a NOTE. But I guess this note about
there really only being one note and not two or more (thus earning the
plural form, "NOTES") would make it two notes, so I suppose the NOTES
header is accurate. Ahem.
For those members of the audience who do not live in the United
States-- i.e., most of the authors on RACC-- the 22nd Ammendment to
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 319

2007-07-07T06:33:01+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 319

Hex calls Lieberman
the time has come to talk of
cabbages and kings

HEX LUTHOR (C) CHRIS HARE/SAXON BRENTON.
(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 318

2007-07-06T04:06:43+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 318

angry white haikus
are introduced and passed o'er
one ape's objections

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 317

2007-07-06T01:08:33+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 317

dems under arrest;
just H.G. and Lieberman
remain-- last acorns

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 316

2007-07-05T06:08:51+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 316

criticism of
potus: "undue harm"; critics:
torturers: donkeys

POTUS HEX LUTHOR (C) CHRIS HARE/SAXON BRENTON.
(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 315

2007-07-05T03:50:04+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 315

bill becomes a law
quick, merciless butterfly
emerging from ink

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 314

2007-07-04T19:18:58+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 314

TORTURE: UNDUE HARM
INFLICTED BY GOVERNMENT
GENTLE RIVER, ROLL

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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Re: LNH: Haiku Gorilla # 313

2007-07-04T15:33:45+00:00

HAIKU GORILLA # 313

cannot just amend;
to revise, one must remove
(frog, not platypus)

(C) COPYRIGHT 2007 TOM RUSSELL.
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