Recent stories in eggplant-the-easter-miracle-komodo-dragon 2008-03-18T02:49:01+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom/eggplant-the-easter-miracle-komodo-dragon /img/lnh-icon.png" /img/lnh-icon.png" PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/eggplant-the-easter-miracle-komodo-dragon/3 2008-03-18T02:49:01+00:00 2008-03-18T02:49:01+00:00 Arthur Spitzer The Jong Company Proudly Presents:<br/> Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> "Beige Easter"<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> Espayola, Net.Mexico --<br/> <br/> A beige gloved hand held the beige egg between the index finger and <br/> thumb. "I wonder what kind of sick bastard does this. Beige! All of <br/> them!" The gloved hand put the egg back into its beige carton filled <br/> with eleven more eggs that were a similar color.<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/eggplant-the-easter-miracle-komodo-dragon/2 2007-04-08T22:58:15+00:00 2007-04-08T22:58:15+00:00 Arthur Spitzer <p>Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon #2 to (??)</p> <p>8:27 AM Net.ropolis Time</p> <p>A group of hooded men hovered over an operating table. Strapped down to the table was what appeared to be a big lizard. A Komodo Dragon. Strapped on its head was what looked to be one of those brain-transferring helmets. Various wires were also inserted into him.</p> <p>Right above him stood the leader of the cult. The cult leader's hands held a severed goat's head dripping with blood. The blood dripped down onto the body of the komodo dragon. The rest of the cultists were chanting 'Separation of Church and State' over and over again.</p> <p>...</p>