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LNH: Drabble Girl #52

2007-02-26T07:21:42+00:00

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Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #52: The End!

Jana sat in the caf=E9, sipping her tea. There was still work to do, but for now she could take a break.

Fortunately, there were spare KirbyBots in the subbasements that hadn't been destroyed in the LNH HQ, and they had held the rest of the building ...

LNH: Drabble Girl #51

2007-02-24T08:32:17+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #51: Big Gun!

Meaning eleven WHAT IS THIS question mark pie weather

"We thought you might need this," Doctor Stomper said. Looking over his shoulder, Drabble Girl saw other members of the LNH gathered along the length of a gigantic barrel that would have made Master Blaster drool.

"But is it big enough?" Drabble Girl asked.

"It's a h4ck0r virus, and there's enough to eat the Wordinator and compress it into a single character. Would you like to do the honours?" He offered her a box with a button on it.

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #50

2007-02-22T05:11:12+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #50: The Invasion Redux!

I cAn Go No FuRtHeR

Unfortunately, Drabble Girl could see why. The wall was a solid mass, the heart of the Wordinator. Her weapons would barely scratch the surface. Still, she had to try.

Wrath hiccup BEGONE FROM HERE exclamation mark ready willing

The Wordinator was back, but Drabble Girl wasn't to be intimidated. Firing point blank, the immediate words before her were blasted away, but she needed something a lot bigger for any real impact.

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #49

2007-02-20T09:16:25+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #49: Draug!

As a reverse guard, the draug was now set to help Drabble Girl.

HoW mAy I hElP yOu

"Take me to the centre of the Wordinator," Drabble Girl said.

ThIs WaY

Drabble Girl was pushed through the words, and soon she could see something large before her. Getting closer and closer, the mass of whatever got larger and larger, making Drabble Girl realise that it was a lot bigger than she originally thought. ...

LNH: Drabble Girl #48

2007-02-18T05:30:42+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #48: Takedown!

Drabble Girl fell, pushed by the guard, but as she did she readied for battle. Prepping a mine, she threw it in the direction of the guard, and also set one of her language guns.

YOU GO DOWN-

The guard cut off as it activated the mine, suddenly inhabiting an area of lexicon nullification. However, that only slowed it down, and it burst out from there.

Drabble Girl waited.

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #47

2007-02-16T05:58:18+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #47: On The Way!

Using her new found step, Drabble Girl pushed herself off into the Wordinator's dimension.

HeY sToP tHaT yOu ArE mAkInG mE aNgRy

In the distance, she thought she could see a large mass of words clumped together, an unusual sight in this reality. She used up another trap to head in that direction.

THAT IS IT I AM ANGRY

Ah. Or rather, Ow. The guard could do something after all. But if the ...

LNH: Drabble Girl #46

2007-02-14T08:10:49+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #46: Break Out!

Drabble Girl considered her options. She could stay here, try to overcome the guard, but then... what had the guard actually done? Nothing so far. And why guard her anyway? The only possible reason was if there was something she could actually do to hurt the Wordinator.

But staying here and moping wasn't going to solve anything. First thing she needed was some form of propulsion. Pulling back the linguistic traps, she threw one at an adverb, setting it off. It pulled in other words, forming a solid mass. A step.

--

LNH: Drabble Girl #45

2007-02-12T08:25:42+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #45: Alone!

Drabble Girl was all by herself, trapped in the Wordinator's dimension. And with only a finite amount of ammunition with which to inflict hopefully lethal damage on this being (if that was even possible).

And also with only a finite amount of air in her space suit. Outside of her wasn't air, it was pure word, and would kill her just as efficiently as any other alien atmosphere. To restock, she would have to return to the LNH.

Which she had no way of doing. Assuming the LNH was even still there.

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #44

2007-02-10T09:43:40+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #44: All Out!

Drabble Girl unleashed a handful of grenades, before pulling up a language gun in each hand and firing bursts in all directions. She held down the triggers until her fingers got sore from the continual pressure, then surrounded herself with linguistic traps before the words could rush back in and surround her again.

YoU aRe TrYiNg To HuRt Me Do NoT mAkE mE aNgRy Or YoU wIlL bE hUrT

Drabble Girl was beginning to wonder if she had enough firepower to destroy the guard. That, however, raised the question of afterwards...

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #43

2007-02-08T08:36:44+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #43: Guard!

"Hello? Anyone there?" Drabble Girl called out.

I aM hErE

"Are you the guard?"

YeS

"What happens if I do this?" she asked, throwing a lexicon nullifying grenade in the guard's direction. The grenade caused an implosion in the words around her, a gap other words rushed in to fill. She waited to see what the response would be. ...

LNH: Drabble Girl #42

2007-02-06T09:37:04+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #42: Diatribe!

Gecko echo I FIND YOUR DIMENSION PLEASING TO ME period IT IS FORMED OF SUCH A RICH STRUCTURE OF WORDS comma I WILL ENJOY CONSUMING IT period FOR NOW comma YOU ARE SAFE HERE INSIDE ME period BUT DO NOT TRY ANYTHING comma FOR YOU DO NOT WANT MY ATTENTION TO BE FORCED ON YOU exclamation mark I SHALL LEAVE YOU WITH AN ASPECT OF MYSELF comma WHOM YOU MAY comma IF YOU WISH comma THINK OF AS A GUARD period I SHALL BE BACK AFTER CONSUMING YOUR DIMENSION period retina hungry

-- Jamas Enright Blog: http://jamasenright.blogspot.com ...

LNH: Drabble Girl #41

2007-02-04T06:11:50+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #41: Attention!

Drabble Girl pulled off a language barrier mine and prepped it. No sense in waiting for the Wordinator to come after her before she started going after it. The only problem was where to stick it. There wasn't anything like a surface here; the entire dimension just spun around her. Although it could have been her that spun. It was hard to be sure.

But, anyway, she tried placing the landmine on a nearby conjunctive, where it appeared to stick satisfactorily.

Rumble threw AT LAST YOU HAVE COME exclamation mark button peruile

...

LNH: Drabble Girl #40

2007-02-02T17:47:43+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #40: Adrift!

Drabble Girl floated through the Wordinator's dimension, bouncing off adjectives, knocking into verbs and batting away nouns. There was something different this time. A lack of coherence in the structure of the words around her maybe? Perhaps the Wordinator's attention was elsewhere.

Or perhaps it was she who was distracted, by the destruction of the LNH she had just avoided. She wasn't often given into introspection, but then all her friends might just have been killed, and it was up to her to get revenge.

Take the Wordinator out, or die trying. ...

LNH: Drabble Girl: Drabble #39

2007-01-26T07:38:12+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #39: The Return!

Another shudder knocked Doctor Stomper over, but he managed to press the button. "Go now!" he yelled, but when he looked, he saw Drabble Girl had also fallen over, and was struggling to rise again.

Then the room started falling.

Doctor Stomper knew there were only a few moments before the crash, but not enough to help Drabble Girl get to the portal. However...

Pulling on a nearby piece of cable, he started a chain reaction of falling equipment that eventually toppled the dimensional portal.

...

LNH: Drabble Girl: Drabble #38

2007-01-24T07:55:04+00:00

Drabble Girl in 52 Drabbles! Drabble #38: The Countdown!

"You have to go into the Wordinator's dimension," Doctor Stomper told Drabble Girl. "If you don't go now, none of us might live to tell about it."

"Can't you reinstall the language barrier?"

"That might stop the creature's attacking us, but wouldn't help the HQ."

A shuddering ran through the building. The missing subbasements were beginning to be felt. "There're only a few minutes before the collapse," Doctor Stomper said. "I'm powering up the dimensional portal."

...