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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #38: Epilogue 3

2001-08-19T07:30:28+00:00

Birth of a Villain #38 Mouse: AKA, the story that refuses to end. by Jaelle (with endless comments by Mouse) *** Saxon Brenton wrote: > Birth Of A Villain #37 > A chaotic add-on cascade type Legion of Net.Heroes title Mouse: Wasn't every single issue of this crossover a chaotic add-on? ...

[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #37: Epilogue 2

2001-08-17T01:56:53+00:00

Blue Light Productions, bemused at how fast the cascade was finished
off, nevertheless comes back for one more milking of the cash-cow:

Birth Of A Villain #37
A chaotic add-on cascade type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"Epilogue 2: 101 Uses For A Giant Carnivorous Mutant Platypus"
Written by Saxon Brenton

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Cover shows some of the Legionnaire's sitting around and looking
bored, saying, "Well I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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A LNH flight.thingee flew across the lemon coloured sky.
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[LNH] Birth of a Villain #36

2001-08-15T06:46:51+00:00

Birth Of A Villain #36
a chaotic add-on cascade type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"The Conclusion (?)"

Written by Martin Phipps with no one there to stop him!

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Cover has wReamicus Maximus and Father Brown shaking hands
with Bill Clinton in the background.
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As usually happens in the Looniverse, events are ultimately decided by
committee, namely a committee of writers from the real world. In this
particular case, however, the vast majority of writers appeared to have lost
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #35

2001-08-14T21:39:22+00:00

Taking time out for a bit of character development,
Blue Light Productions presents:

Birth Of A Villain #35
A chaotic add-on cascade type Legion of Net.Heroes title

Spotlight On: Fourth Wall Lass and Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass

Written by Saxon Brenton
In consultation with Jamie Rosen

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Cover shows a lab in the LNHHQ. In the extreme foreground on either
side, both Gorilla Grad and Tsar Chasm can be seen, absorbed in
their work. They are so far forward on the picture plane that the
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #34

2001-04-11T23:24:11+00:00

Having tried the use the handbrake, only to have it break off,
Blue Light Productions careens out of control into:

Birth Of A Villain #34
a chaotic add-on cascade type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"Indulgent Exposition And Plot Development"

Written by Saxon Brenton with plotting conspiracy^H^H^H assistance
from Rob Rogers

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Cover has a ground level image of highway sign saying 'Welcome To
Sig.ago'. Behind the sign the skyscrapers of the city can be seen
faintly, as if obscured by smog or an impenetrable force field.
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #32

2001-04-01T10:58:28+00:00

In Quezon City, the Philippi.net, 1999 (or is it 2001 now?), "I love you!" Maria-Mellisa Reyes went around telling everyone, just before all images stored in their minds faded into oblivion. "Alright, hold it right there," a member of the local Philippi.net Net.tional Police told her. "I love you!" "Well, that's very nice but I have a wife. I've got her picture right here." He pulled out his wallet and tried to find his wife's picture. "It's gone! Her picture is gone and... Dios... I don't even remember what she looks like!" He pulled out his gun. "You @#$%^! You did this to me! You're under arrest!" "Hold on, Jose," his partner told him, "there's no law in the Philippines preventing her from erasing images stored in memory, so we can't hold her." "Oh... kejude!" [1] ...

[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #31

2001-03-30T13:28:18+00:00

Who Cares Studios proudly (?) present

Birth Of A Villain #0b11111, I mean, 31 A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

/tmp/mutt2iijdX, a.k.a. "When cross-overs cross-over"

Written by Lalo Martins who is bored wondering if anyone will actually join into the Reality Check saga and wondering if the Looniverse can survive two fourth-wall-related cross-overs at the same time

And yes, I couldn't resist the crime of dragging my own character into the plot. Sorry, bad boy. It just seemed so... ...

[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #30

2001-03-28T01:44:50+00:00

Desperately trying to keep up with Jamie's flurry of creativity
Blue Light Productions presents:

Birth Of A Villain #30
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"Case Rock I"

Written by Saxon Brenton
And incorporating suggestions on continuity offered by:
Ben Rawluk
Dave Van Domelen
Jessica Ihimaera-Smiler
Rob Rogers

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[LNH] Birth of a Villain #29

2001-03-25T17:05:47+00:00

Low Budget Productions proudly presents,
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title
Dedicated to Marc Singer

Birth of a Villain #29
"Another 48 Minutes", or "Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte Did *What*?"

Written by Jamie Rosen

WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE:

A whole heckuva lot, including: A slew of evil beings called Melissa/Vector
attack the Legion of Net.Heroes and putting a good number of them to sleep;
an unholy alliance between the Church of the Fourth Wall and the Church of
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[LNH] Birth of a Villain #28

2001-03-22T05:52:10+00:00

Conceived, written, revised, and posted in less than a day,
Low Budget Productions proudly presents,
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

Birth of a Villain #28
"48 Minutes", or "Berth of a Villain"

Written by Jamie Rosen

Minute 1

The bullet train to Net.ropolis had been stalled in its tracks for
well over half an hour, and the passengers were starting to get
restless. The dining car -- more of a fast food car, really -- had
shut down the minute there had been a sign of a delay, adding to the
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #27: Triptych

2001-03-14T03:00:30+00:00

Blue Light Productions presents:

Birth Of A Villain #27
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"Triptych"

Story 1: "A Typical Net.Villain Rant With A Side Order of Exposition"
Story 2: "Meanwhile, Back At The Mysterious Chairman's Office"
Story 3: "Ask The Answer Maniac: Who Is... wReamicus Maximus?"

Written by Saxon Brenton
Art by M*tt F**zle

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LNH: Birth of a Villain #26

2001-03-06T23:52:12+00:00

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WHAT HAS GONE BEFORE: Melissa, the living computer virus also known
as Vector, has unleashed her 'Legionnaires' Disease' upon the world,
crippling most of the Legion of Net.Heroes and threatening to destroy the
Internet. A handful of heroes, led by Easily-Discovered Man Lite and Mouse,
have fought back against Vector and her creators -- the Church of the Fourth
Wall and the mysterious Acolyte -- only to see half their number apparently
destroyed (but in reality, time-transported to 1984).
Now, thanks to the timely arrival of the Nodakommandos and the
escape of Gorilla Grad -- who holds the secret to the villains' fiendish
plot -- Tsar Chasm and the Legionnaires have what may be their last chance to
strike back against the evil that threatens to destroy at all -- if they
can survive the peril that awaits them at Legion Headquarters...
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #25

1999-11-06T12:02:06+00:00

Sigh. Second try at this, with the timing making the ending
nowhere near as topical.

Blue Light Productions presents:

Birth Of A Villain #25
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"Apropos of Nothing"

Written by Saxon Brenton

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Cover has Chinese Guy walking off the cover to the left, making a
motion to the others to wait for a second. On the right Insomnia Lad,
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[LNH] Birth Of A Villain #24

1999-08-18T00:57:17+00:00

Blue Light Productions presents:

Birth Of A Villain #24
A chaotic add-on cascade-type Legion of Net.Heroes title

"More Stuff Happens"
Written by Saxon Brenton
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Fourth Wall Lass left the hospital where Retcon Lad and the young
man called Zacharias Durandal had been taken to after the fight with the
mutant angst-eating net.villain called Dinnerplate [in _Limp-Asparagus
Lad_ #42 - Footnote Girl]. It had been a long day. She wanted to get home
and unwind.
Her dorm at Dave Thomas Deluxe University was closer than the flat
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LNH: Birth of a Villain #23

1999-08-10T11:11:41+00:00

Birth Of A Villain: Part 23

What Has Gone Before: (borrowed and adapted from Rob's excellent summary)

The Melissa computer virus, come to life as the super-villain Vector, threatens to destroy the Internet with the aid of her "Legionaires' Disease." While super-heroes Lad, Authorial and Invisible Intangible Inaudible Lass escape her overwhelming abilities, another group of super-heroes (supposedly led by Easily-Discovered Man Lite and Mouse) have been sidetracked from their quest to find the mysterious Lotion of Emotion, by the Vectorbot, and sent back to 1984 in really awful period costumes. Of their team, only Writers Block Woman, ...