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LNH/SG: Beige Midnight #9: PLANET MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!! II: "Mite-Lite of the Gods" (1/3)

2011-10-11T00:35:25+00:00

[Cover: Two tsunami size waves made of superheroes and supervillains come from opposite sides to crash into each other. Always-Seems-Powerful-On-His-Own-But-Gets-His-Ass-Kicked-in-Crowd-Scenes Boy stands in the middle and says in a dialogue balloon, "Oh @#$%&*@#!!!!!!"] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- A Helicopter above Net.ropolis The time -- ...

LNH/NTB/LNHY: Beige Midnight #8: PLANET MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!! I: "They Mite Be Rulers" (1/3)

2011-05-27T03:03:47+00:00

[Warning: Since there are NTB'rs in this issue it is recommended that small children, small animals, god fearing folks, pregnant women, and popes should not read or even think about this issue. Only those who have gazed into the abyss should go any farther...]

[Cover: Mynabird stands on top of a symbolic representation of a very beige Loonivearth stabbing a flag that reads, 'Bryttle is the Future' into it. Cracks run down the globe. Surrounding the globe is every single member of the Legion of Net.Freedom Lovers flying towards the reader as if to beat the holy crap out of him (or her). The globe has an evil grin and a goatee. Underneath it in bold letters is the caption, 'They Mite Be Rulers!']

[Variant Cover 1: A room filled with Trenchcoaters. Each one giving the reader an obscene gesture. Painted over the Beige Midnight logo is ...

LNH/Meta: Beige Midnight #7 finally finished...

2011-03-18T03:11:37+00:00

Finally Beige Midnight #7 is finished...

I posted it in 4 parts on the LNH Author's Group...

http://groups.google.com/group/lnh-authors

(Open to anyone who has ever written at least one LNH story... if you want to join please e-mail me and I'll send an invite to you)

You have till Sunday of comment or point out errors... I'll probably post it on Monday...

various Saxon Brenton and Rob Rogers characters appear in it... ...

LNH/RACCies: Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies! #8: The Search For Bridey Manga

2010-05-26T01:43:26+00:00

"Your son? But he's the spitting image of..."

"Yes," said the boy. "Of the original Manga Man! But there's no time for a cliffhanger right now!"

"What could be more important than a revelation like that!?"

"You need to go host the RACCies!" And Plot-Error Man's son kicked Manga Man Violet into the hole.

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Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #5: The Bart Age: 'Playing Dice with the Looniverse' (1/3)

2009-09-25T00:42:53+00:00

[Cover: Bart the Dark Receptionist throws a number of dice. The dice have the faces of several LNH'rs. Behind him is a background of Stars and Galaxies.] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- Ancient Qwerty. The time -- B E I G E ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #4: Imperium Hex Part IV: 'The Coronation' (1/4)

2009-02-26T06:18:46+00:00

[Cover: On the left side of the cover are thousands of Freedom Chip Heroes, the Saviors of the Net, and members of the HexFire Club flying towards battle. On the right side are hundreds of LNH'rs, members of The Resistance, rocketing on flying bicycles towards battle. In the center is the Ultimate Ninja putting a crown on Hex Luthor's head. In the Beige Background are silhouettes of Dekay and Diskolor still asleep on their thrones. And at the bottom in large text is written 'Imperium Hex Part IV: The Coronation'.] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- The Legion of Net.Heroes Headquarters. ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #3: Imperium Hex Part III: 'The Final Piece'

2008-09-22T19:14:21+00:00

[Cover: A smiling Hex Luthor stands over a large golden globe of the world that is cracked all over and has a missing piece. In his hand he holds the missing piece. Various tiny superheroes try frantically to escape from the inside of the globe, which appears to have flames shooting out of it. At the bottom in large text is written 'Imperium Hex Part III'.] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- Net.ropolis. The time -- ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #2: Imperium Hex Part II: 'The Dungeons of Freedom...!' (1/3)

2008-08-12T00:33:29+00:00

[Cover: Ripping Dancer, The RobGoblin, The Chuggernaut, Vector Sublime, and Commie-In-A-Metal-Suit are bound to a dungeon wall in chains with Irony Man looking at them with a bunch of keys dangling from his hand. A dialogue balloon out of Irony Man's mouth says, 'Hah! Ripping Dancer! It looks like your LNV failed! You're all defeated!!' Ripping Dancer replies with her dialogue balloon, 'No, Irony Man. You haven't defeated all of us. You still have to deal with -- THREAD BEAR!!' In big bold letters at the bottom of the cover is, 'FINALLY! THREAD BEAR UNBOUND!!!!'] **** <<--BM-->> **** The place -- Hex Luthor's Secret Prison. The time -- ...

LNH: Beige Midnight #1: Imperium Hex Part I: 'The Bigger They Are...' (1/3)

2008-08-02T20:32:44+00:00

LNH: Beige Midnight #1: Imperium Hex Part I: 'The Bigger They Are...'

[Cover: Hundreds and hundreds of colorful never before seen heroes crowd the page. In the center is the LNH'r Fuzzy, who looks like she's about to have a nervous breakdown (well she'd look like that if you could see her face beyond the obscuring blur that hides it). Fuzzy screams the word, "Arrhrhrhhghghghg!!!!!!!!" On the bottom in huge bold text letters is the caption, 'Introducing the NEW SUPERSIZED LNH! And we mean SUPERSIZED!!']

[Variant Cover 1: Ripping Dancer dressed in black leather walks out of a bank laughing evilly. Both hands carry huge bags of money. Cops attempt to shoot her. On the bottom in huge bold text is the caption, 'Guess Who's the Newest Member of the Brotherhood of Net.Villains?!!!!']

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