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LNH: 58.5 #44 This One Written By The Lalo From Evilverse

2008-06-08T07:10:59+00:00

It's April 385th. For 19 days, Cannon Fodder has been crossing universes, looking for the one the Xinerama Brotherhood uses as their base of operations. The New Misfits have been searching for the Time Crapper, who apparently has the Ultimate Gnab, an universe-killing weapon created by the Evilverse LNH. Pantra, the foul-mouthed, badly-behaved leopard girl who came from the future with some of the New Misfits, has been running with them, apparently because it gives her "more things to hit". Oh, and the leader of the New Misfits, Blackbird, has been captured by the Evilverse equivalent of his group, called the Acla Fright, and replaced by his own Evilversion, Deathbird. The Acla Fright then proceeded to interrogate and kill him. Or so they thought.

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LNH: Legion of Net.Heroes Vol.2 #27

2008-06-02T04:17:11+00:00

[LNH] Legion of Net.Heroes Vol.2 #27 Oh for crying out loud! It's... [facepalms] It's another talking ape story! ___ ___________________________ | |-| \ | |-| [] / #27 | | | [] egion of \ 'Funky Monkeys' part 1 | | | []__ [] [] [] [] / (Intermezzo - Act 4) | | | [___][ \[]et.[]__[]eroes \ (A Beige Countdown tie-in) | | | []\ ] [ __ ] / | |-| [] [] [] [] \ written by and copyright 2008 | |-|___________________________/ Saxon Brenton | | | | ...

LNH: 58.5 #43 Coming Up With Bad Guys Is Not That Hard

2008-05-30T23:26:04+00:00

Twenty days ago, Cannon Fodder and the New Misfits stopped a Xinerama Brother from imploding the Looniverse. In the weeks before that, they dismantled the Crime Empire, the largest criminal organization their world has ever seen, and that was after repelling an invasion from the Evilverse.

But the work of a net.hero never ends. The Xinerama Brotherhood is still out there somewhere, and they will inevitably attack again (Cannon Fodder went looking for them). The Ultimate Gnab, the terrible Evilverse weapon which the Xinerama intended to use, was stolen by a cloaked figure which we're assuming to be the Time Crapper, self-proclaimed mortal enemy of the New Misfits (who went looking for him.) And, worst of all, Pantra decided it would be fun to stick around. OUCH, watch those claws! ...

LNH: Beige Countdown #10 (1/4)

2008-05-29T06:34:02+00:00

[Cover: Mynabird stands at the center of a star-dappled sky,
reaching toward a glowing light. Captain Continuity, Captain
Rat Creature, Minority Miss and Kid Kirby are rushing toward
him from the corners of the page].

[Variant cover: Girlwatcher stares through the porthole of a
spaceship, watching Minority Miss smash a meteorite into
several pieces with one mighty blow].

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LNH: 58.5 #42 Life, the Looniverse, and Everything

2008-05-25T07:39:46+00:00

Yesterday, Cannon Fodder and the New Misfits stopped a Xinerama Brother from imploding the Looniverse. In the weeks before that, they dismantled the Crime Empire, the largest criminal organization their world has ever seen, and that was after repelling an invasion from the Evilverse.

You'd imagine they'd be very busy now tapping each other in the back, wouldn't you?

But the work of a net.hero never ends. The Xinerama Brotherhood is still out there somewhere, and they will inevitably attack again. The Ultimate Gnab, the terrible Evilverse weapon which the Xinerama intended to use, was stolen by a cloaked figure which we're assuming to be the Time Crapper, self-proclaimed mortal enemy of the New Misfits. (Yeah, go figure. We don't ...

LNH: 58.5 #41 Oh Yeah Baby Gnab Me Harder

2008-05-23T18:30:41+00:00

Back on Sunday, April 57th 2007, Cannon Fodder's and Innovative- Offense Boy's enjoyment of a kiwis-versus-mind-controlled- insects battle was interrupted by a strange figure. His skin was a deep, but reflexive black, like an LCD screen when it's off. For hair, he had three thick strands, running from his eyebrows to the back of his neck; one red, one green, and one blue. His eyes were red, and he had sideburns -- green on his right side, blue on his left. He told them he was a rogue member of the Xinerama Brotherhood, self-appointed guardians of the Usenetverse, and that his brothers had decided to wipe out the Looniverse, for its annoying insistence on using alt.comics.lnh in addition to rec.arts.comics.creative.

Almost an year later, or what would be an year if April wasn't dragging on indefinitely, on April 365th, he returned. Cannon ...

LNH: Legion of Net.Heroes Vol.2 #26

2008-05-14T23:05:17+00:00

[LNH] Legion of Net.Heroes Vol.2 #26 ___ ___________________________ | |-| \ | |-| [] / #26 | | | [] egion of \ 'Where Monsters Come From' | | | []__ [] [] [] [] / (Intermezzo - Act 3) | | | [___][ \[]et.[]__[]eroes \ (A Beige Countdown tie-in) | | | []\ ] [ __ ] / | |-| [] [] [] [] \ written by and copyright 2008 | |-|___________________________/ Saxon Brenton | | | | | | | | The cover shows a puppy, which has rolled over on his back and ...

LNH: 58.5 #40 Will I Really Destroy Everything?

2008-05-13T20:27:00+00:00

Previously in 58.5:

While in a campaign against the Crime Empire, the New Misfits busted a vice den set up specially for comic book addicts; dark, poorly-ventilated rooms, with shelves full of old issues turning the whole place into a maze, pretty girls in costumes (well, they look pretty in the dark, to comic junkies without a life) serving pizza and soda, and paid trolls hanging around to discuss the finer points of Mr. Fantastic's sex life or who'd win in a fight between the Detective Chimp and Howard the Duck.

"Um", said the Amazing Amazon, "I'm not sure this is even illegal, in fact it's kind of cool..."

"They don't serve Mr. Paprika", declared Blackbird. "That has ...

LNH: 58.5 #39 Yes I So Can Write Kid Recap

2008-05-09T21:46:56+00:00

Hi! Kid Recap here. Funky numbering aside, this issue is more or less the middle of the road for the series. So, the New Misfits and Cannon Fodder asked me to set aside a few minutes and bring you up to date on the story so far. If you're picking up the series now, this is the best issue to start with. If you're pondering whether to pick it up but intimidated by the number, this one is for you. If you just want to recap and refresh your memory -- and who doesn't love a recap? -- then by all means enjoy it. If you did read everything up to now, maybe more than once, and still have no clue what's going on, well then, I guess this issue won't help too much, as it's exactly as badly written as the rest. Sorry!

58.5 is a series of fiction stories in a shared universe called "LNH", which stands for Legion of Net.Heroes, the premier ...

Re: LNH: 58.5 #29 Look Ma I can Write Big Events

2008-05-07T14:27:56+00:00

[gods, I suck, or something. Two months without posting and I forget how to do it?]

In another plane of existence, a red-haired girl was intently studying complex diagrams and practicing hand gestures. A beast, larger and more terrible than most minds can cope with, approached and looked at her with the pride of a master.

%YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT YOUR HOME WORLD IN A LONG TIME.%

"What's the point? I have much to do. And since we have accelerated time here, every time I look it's more or less the same thing." She didn't even look at him.

%IT'S NOT THE SAME THING NOW. YOU SHOULD LOOK.% ...

LNH: 58.5 #28

2008-05-04T03:54:45+00:00

Previously on 58.5:

Since the beginning of April, one LNHer (sometimes more) was picked as leader, every day, and disappeared at midnight. That wouldn't be such a big deal, if it wasn't for the fact that April has already lasted for 290 days.

A few weeks ago, the Looniearth was invaded by an alternate LNH from the "Evilverse". They defeated most of the remaining members of the "real" LNH, and took over Net.ropolis. President Luthor then decided to seal the city in a force field. The New Misfits got stuck inside it, where they joined the Resistance, which strangely enough, is led by the Crime Empire, which in turn is led by Paraddox (formerly Weirdness Magnet) and Vector Prime (a.k.a. the Melissa Virus). ...

NTB/LNH: Beige Countdown #0: The Book of Deus ex Machinas! (Part 1/4)

2008-04-30T02:23:14+00:00

[Note for Readers: Read Beige Countdown #1 before you read this. This is the last issue. Issue #12 is the first issue!] [Cover: A colorful tornado swallows a number of people dressed in costumes and trenchcoats into a gigantic book. On the bottom in bold letters is the text, 'THE COUNTDOWN ENDS HERE!!!!!'] [B E I G E] | 1 2 | 1 1 | 1 0 | ...

LNH: Beige Countdown #1: 'In the Palm of the HeartThrob'

2008-04-01T03:06:01+00:00

[Note for Readers: Read Beige Countdown #2 before you read this.
Unless there's no Beige Countdown #2 in which case you should probably
read this first.]

[Cover: A female hand pops out of the Ultimate Ninja's chest holding
his heart. The Ultimate Ninja looks down with amazement.]

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LNH: Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon #3: 'Beige Easter'

2008-03-18T02:49:01+00:00

The Jong Company Proudly Presents:
Eggplant the Easter Miracle Komodo Dragon

"Beige Easter"

Espayola, Net.Mexico --

A beige gloved hand held the beige egg between the index finger and
thumb. "I wonder what kind of sick bastard does this. Beige! All of
them!" The gloved hand put the egg back into its beige carton filled
with eleven more eggs that were a similar color.
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LNH: Possum-Man: Relinquished #5: Lady of the Manor

2008-03-08T11:08:43+00:00

~ * PREVIOUSLY IN POSSUM-MAN: RELINQUISHED... * ~

It's been weeks since STICKS TARQCHEVSKISON's apartment was ruined after a fight with the infamous GREEN-ON-BLACK which revolved around Sticks' flatmate, STONES. As the moderately courageous POSSUM-MAN, Sticks was able to best Green-on-Black, as well as his net.villain companions THE WHITE BOOMER and DUCK McMUCK. Working alongside police officer HANK, Pos apprehended the criminals and saved his friends lives, including the life of MONICA JADE, his ex-girlfriend who had just returned from Ame.rec.a.

We now return to the story as Sticks, a party-clown-for-hire by day, attends and performs at Monica's housewarming party...

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