Recent stories in the LNH archives 2012-01-28T21:17:30+00:00 http://www.lnhq.info/archives/+atom /img/lnh-icon.png /img/lnh-icon.png PicoCMS http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh20-comics-presents/9 2012-01-28T21:17:30+00:00 2012-01-28T21:17:30+00:00 Adrian J. McClure LNH20 Comics Presents #9:<br/> "Draco Dormiens"<br/> Chapter 9 of a chaotic add-on cascade<br/> by Adrian J. McClure<br/> <br/> Note: this issue takes place immediately before Clueless Lad Team-Up<br/> #2<br/> <br/> ***<br/> <br/> It was almost midnight at the waterfront district; the rain was<br/> pouring down and the sky was dismal and starless. Brian was not having<br/> a good day. He'd been sent out here on the orders of someone he didn't<br/> know and didn't trust. But there was no other choice. He just hoped<br/> whoever it was would show up before the pizza got cold.<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/tales-of-the-lnh-v20/1 2012-01-28T05:10:45+00:00 2012-01-28T05:10:45+00:00 Andrew Perron TTTTTTTTTTTT AAA LLL EEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSS<br/> TTTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAA LLL EEE SSS SS<br/> TTT AA AA LLL EEEEEEEEE SSS<br/> TTT AAAAAAAAAA LLL EEEEEEEEEE SSS<br/> TTT AAA AAA LLLLLLLLLL EEE SS SSS<br/> TTT AAA AAA LLLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEE SSSSSSSSSSS<br/> OF THE <br/> LLL NNNN NNN HHH HHH<br/> LLL NNNNN NNN HHHHHHHHH<br/> LLL NNN NN NNN HHHHHHHHH<br/> LLLLLLLL NNN NNNNN HHHHHHHHH<br/> LLLLLLLLegion of NNN NNNNet.HHH HHHeroes<br/> ========================================================================<br/> V O L U M E<br/> 222 000 ## ## 1<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-great-catastrophe/3 2012-01-20T00:56:17+00:00 2012-01-20T00:56:17+00:00 James Mason <p>LNH20 COMICS PRESENTS! #9 THE SPOON OF DESTINY--</p> <p>Yeah, no.</p> <p>HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?</p> <p>Sorry, this isn't the 9th chapter of the Spoon of Destiny Saga.</p> <p>BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE--</p> <p>Yes, I did, but then I went in a different direction and now it's just a tie-in to the Spoon of Destiny Saga.</p> <p>OH, OKAY THEN. ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/clueless-lad-team-up/2 2012-01-14T03:20:34+00:00 2012-01-14T03:20:34+00:00 Scott Eiler <p>CLUELESS LAD TEAM-UP #2 featuring The Kiwis! Tie-In with the Spoon of Destiny Parts 6 and 7!</p> <p>---</p> <p>This story takes place immediately after The Spoon of Destiny Saga Part 7.</p> <p>---</p> <p>The kiwi birds in the Legion of Net.Heroes Sub-Basement #42 stared at each other, then with a frantic cry of &quot;Kiwi!!!&quot; dived for cover in a side corridor as the fireball expanded.</p> <p>The Wisest Kiwi said, &lt;Blow the side door!&gt; ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh20-comics-presents/8 2012-01-13T19:29:36+00:00 2012-01-13T19:29:36+00:00 Andrew Perron ----<br/> LNH20 Comics Presents #8<br/> The Spoon of Destiny Saga Part 8: "Not a 24 Parody"<br/> Chapter 8 of a chaotic add-on cascade<br/> Part of High Concept Challenge 26!<br/> By Andrew Perron<br/> ----<br/> <br/> Lindsey Gensym rushed into the Netropolitan Museum of History and <br/> stopped short. <br/> <br/> The sunlight through the windows outside seemed... odd, flat... <br/> *slow*. There stood three women - one young, one old, one inbetween - <br/> in strange and symbolic outfit. They danced about her, chanting low.<br/> <br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/sous-generis/1 2012-01-13T17:53:56+00:00 2012-01-13T17:53:56+00:00 Dave Van Domelen Coherent Comics UnInc. Presents a tale from the backstory of the LNH20:<br/> =========================================================================<br/> "Sous Generis"<br/> copyright 2012 by Dave Van Domelen<br/> =========================================================================<br/> <br/> [Several years ago, but after the fall of the Killfile]<br/> <br/> "Thank you, stranger! With the LNH busy on some undefined but certainly<br/> vitally important case that got them out of the way for the convenience of<br/> the plot, that creature would surely have hurt a lot of people if you hadn't<br/> shown up!" gasped a young man in a hollandaise-spattered security guard<br/> uniform. "Sorry...I'm studying Exposition at the City College, but I'm still<br/> just a freshman."<br/> "No worries, young one," a robed man nodded. Despite the carnage around<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-great-catastrophe/2 2012-01-09T20:30:14+00:00 2012-01-09T20:30:14+00:00 James Mason <p>The Great Catastrophe #2</p> <p>&quot;-rned... Ummmmm.&quot; said David as he suddenly appeared in... a mysterious glowing red hallway!!</p> <p>&quot;Vivian? Are you there? Please say you are the spirit of the coat again, I'm lonely. Crap, I probably have to go through another metaphysical dungeon where I face my inner demons or something.&quot; So David starts walking... only to immediately stop. I hope it's because he's about to kick the ass of an eldritch horror!</p> <p>Suddenly the scene shifts to one in an alleyway with a cat guy (Who, one must note, does not look like a butler. He is a calico.) laying on the ground and a kid with a bike noticing him.</p> <p>...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh20-comics-presents/7 2012-01-09T04:43:12+00:00 2012-01-09T04:43:12+00:00 Saxon Brenton LNH20 Comics Presents #7<br/> 'Exactly Where We Can Grab It'<br/> which is chapter 7 of a chaotic add-on cascade<br/> written by and copyright 2012 Saxon Brenton<br/> <br/> Once again a man entered the air conditioned office that housed <br/> Ultravac, the villainous supercomputer that controlled the terrorist <br/> group WHATEVER - the World Headquarters for Anarchy, Terrorism, Evil,<br/> Vengeance, Extermination and Retribution. Once again it was someone <br/> that Ultravac's assistant/tickertape reader/annuniator had not <br/> encountered before. [as seen in _Generation 2.0_ #3 'The Cat Lady's <br/> Curse'] .oO(At least this one bothered to knock,) she thought.<br/> The man was dressed nattily in a charcoal grey business suit, with <br/> smart shoes and gloves, and carrying a cane. The only parts of his skin <br/> that were left exposed by his suit were his neck and face about his <br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/the-tribulations-of-kid-review/7 2012-01-09T04:04:06+00:00 2012-01-09T04:04:06+00:00 Andrew Perron <p>Kid Review sighed. He lifted one foot into the air, placed it in front of the other, then did it again. And again. And again. And again.</p> <p>He passed a sign labeled &quot;Doldrums&quot;. Everything was gray. And tired. And boring. And pointless.</p> <p>Why was he even doing this? He wasn't getting any closer to his goal. He wasn't even sure he knew what his goal was anymore.</p> <p>He lifted one foot... it hung in the air. Slowly, he tilted forward, until he was folded up on his knees in the soft ashen ground.</p> <p>There wasn't really much to do, so he would take a nap. It couldn't hurt. It wouldn't slow him down. How could anything, when he didn't know where he was going? ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh20-comics-presents/6 2012-01-05T07:26:17+00:00 2012-01-05T07:26:17+00:00 Lalo Martins <p>In the street next to the Netropolitan Museum of History, Lindsey Gensym was watching the LNH battle the Otakaiser, unnoticed as always. That battle had started right in front of her eyes, right after Dr. Mood had surrendered. Of course, she was also in the room when Dr. Mood initially attacked, and she had, as always, wondered whether it was finally time she pitched in to help. Granted, her powers weren't much, but she had them, and she felt she had a duty to use them.</p> <p>On the other hand she was also a promising musician running her own label <em>and</em> on the last year of her MBA. She had a duty to all those other things, too.</p> <p>But this time, this time surely it was time to intervene, she thought, as Kid Enthusiastic died again; it didn't look like the LNH ...</p> http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh-v2/46 2012-01-02T20:41:48+00:00 2012-01-02T20:41:48+00:00 Saxon Brenton [LNH][Contest] Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #46: A 24 Minute Comic<br/> =20<br/> =20<br/> ___ ___________________________<br/> | |-| \ =20<br/> | |-| [] / #46<br/> | | | [] egion of \ 'A Spoonful of Mischief'<br/> | | | []__ [] [] [] [] / (Part of High Concept Challenge #26)<br/> | | | [___][ \[]et.[]__[]eroes \ =20<br/> | | | []\ ] [ __ ] / written by and copyright 2012<br/> | |-| [] [] [] [] \ Saxon Brenton<br/> | |-|___________________________/<br/> | |=20<br/> | |=20<br/> | |=20<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/generation-2.0/5 2011-12-29T13:26:12+00:00 2011-12-29T13:26:12+00:00 Martin Phipps Generation 2.0 #5<br/> <br/> The God, The Troll and The Sub-sub-basement Part 2<br/> <br/> Walter "Wikipedia" Brown, Juliana "Amazon Lass" Almeida, Edward "E-<br/> Boy" Boyd, George "Google Lad" Patel, May and Jay Nguyen had traveled<br/> by elevator down to sub-basement 35 to look for Too-Much-Time-on-His-<br/> Hands Lad. There they found and entered a wardrobe which took them to<br/> a strange world in another dimension. There they found a house in a<br/> meadow. There they found Googlemesh.<br/> "Googlemesh?" Edward said.<br/> "Who's Googlemesh?" May asked.<br/> Walter spoke quickly. "Googlemesh is the leader of the mythical<br/> ancient legion..."<br/> "Legendary ancient legion!" Googlemesh said.<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/generation-2.0/4 2011-12-29T12:07:32+00:00 2011-12-29T12:07:32+00:00 Martin Phipps Generation 2.0 #4<br/> <br/> The God, The Troll and The Sub-sub-basement Part I<br/> <br/> Walter "Wikipedia" Brown was pissed. The vast majority of the<br/> Legion was away on missions leaving himself, Juliana "Amazon Lass"<br/> Almeida, Edward "E-Boy" Boyd, George "Google Lad" Patel, Monique "Le<br/> Visage" Mercier and May and Jay Nguyen at LNH HQ - and May and Jay<br/> weren't even Legionaires: they were just staying at LNH HQ while the<br/> Netropolis police force investigated the shooting that had occurred a<br/> few days earlier at the Lam Duk restaurant. Oh and the receptionist<br/> was there too: that was about it.<br/> "I'm sorry we got you guys in trouble," May told him.<br/> "What do you mean?" he asked.<br/> "I just assumed..."<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/generation-2.0/3 2011-12-23T09:58:23+00:00 2011-12-23T09:58:23+00:00 Martin Phipps Generation 2.0 #3<br/> <br/> "The Cat Lady's Curse"<br/> <br/> Walter "Wikipedia" Brown, Juliana "Amazon Lass" Almeida and Edward<br/> "E-Boy" Boyd spoke to Apoena "Minority Miss" Goul=E3o shortly after<br/> their meeting with Fearless Leader, January Frost and Doc Nostalgia.<br/> "Okay," Walter asked. "What was that all about?"<br/> "You're asking me?" Apoena asked.<br/> "I think we got off a little bit lightly," Juliana said.<br/> "Yeah," Edward said, "one minute I thought Fearless Leader was going<br/> to punish us and the next minute he just asked us to leave!"<br/> "I think you should consider yourselves lucky," Apoena said.<br/> "It was about what Tran said about a spoon, wasn't it?" Walter<br/> asked.<br/> ... http://www.lnhq.info/archives/lnh20-comics-presents/5 2011-12-20T17:34:25+00:00 2011-12-20T17:34:25+00:00 Adrian J. McClure LNH20 Comics Presents #5:<br/> The Spoon of Destiny Saga Part 5: "Time and Again"<br/> Chapter 5 of a chaotic add-on cascade<br/> By Adrian J. McClure<br/> <br/> ***<br/> <br/> So now Nerf Girl had faced her first actual net.hero battle. She'd had<br/> to fight for her life once before she was technically a net.hero, but<br/> now she actually had a name and a costume and was a bona fide card-<br/> carrying member of the LNH. Back before she started out she'd hoped<br/> that her first battle would be against a real net.villain, someone who<br/> could make the world tremble. But after facing Agent-M in the Peril<br/> Room, she was glad she had faced an enemy weak enough for her to<br/> survive. She tried not to think of the fact that she'd almost stabbed<br/> ...